Jakarta Traffic

I, too, hate irresponsible motorcycle drivers, but this guy is...

Tue, 01 May 2012 17:20:29 +0700

I, too, hate irresponsible motorcycle drivers, but this guy is just abusing his authority. What an a-hole. Lose the gun and the stick and fight the guy like a man if you must.

This was the demotivating view I got after climbing a fly over...

Tue, 20 Mar 2012 13:09:49 +0700

This was the demotivating view I got after climbing a fly over on my way to the office this morning…. Though I didn’t have to go through the traffic cause I was going to the highway , but still.. u know.. sucks for people who had to…

If angkots were all like this, I think Jippy would start taking...

Fri, 16 Mar 2012 11:25:00 +0700

If angkots were all like this, I think Jippy would start taking angkot to work :P *ampun dj* ?

Don’t you just hate it when one of these red moving box...

Sun, 23 Oct 2011 23:25:00 +0700

Don’t you just hate it when one of these red moving box bastards just drive SOO slow, stops every 50m, and then they’d put their hand out signing that you should go ahead and drive past through, but there are cars coming from the opposite direction so you gotta wait for the road to clear, and when it does, as you drive next to them trying to get past them, they start driving?

I was trying to get a shot at the hand signing thing I was talking about, but I didn’t manage. Thought I’d just put this one up as I continue to hunt for a better shot.

They just can’t wait for the traffic light. The line...

Tue, 18 Oct 2011 09:16:38 +0700

They just can’t wait for the traffic light. The line before the traffic light is just a little bit in front of where I was stopping (not visible in the picture). Sometimes, when there isn’t many cars going by, they are just going to step in and cross the road even when the light’s still red. May they rest in peace when they get runover. *whooooshaaaa…*

These cyclists were so impatient, they went up to...

Tue, 18 Oct 2011 01:16:00 +0700

These cyclists were so impatient, they went up to the sidewalk and cut everyone’s lines :S If only I had sticky grenades with me, I’d throw them to their wheels and detonate them when I’m in a safe distance. GAHH! ROT IN HELL MUTHAFU#!k@s!! *gooosfraabaa*

First of, let me say: “F%#k off! you imbecile!!!!”....

Wed, 12 Oct 2011 15:53:00 +0700

First of, let me say: “F%#k off! you imbecile!!!!”. (phew..)

What these f*%ktard cyclists are doing is to try and overlap the car(s) infront of them by cutting the opposite direction lane. In a very narrow road like this, that kind of action blocks the way for the cars coming from the opposite direction, which causes a slow down in the traffic. This type of cyclist is the one I would like to run over and shoot in the head so badly. They are most likely to be:

a. Motorcycle taxi (ojek),

b. Teenagers (12-16 years of age),

c. Women/teenage girls, or simply,

d. A$5holes.

All of whom most definitely did not get their license legally, or do not even own one at all.

As a car driver, you cannot really do much about it but to pray for these airheads that someday their minds would open up and realize that their behaviour may cause somebody going to jail for murdering them.

I found this car with license plate number: B451 LOU. If you...

Wed, 12 Oct 2011 15:50:00 +0700

I found this car with license plate number: B451 LOU. If you translate that to all text would be “BASI LOU”, which in Indonesian means: “You’re so out dated/lame”

My first post would be this random graffiti I found on my way to...

Wed, 12 Oct 2011 15:47:00 +0700

My first post would be this random graffiti I found on my way to the office